She woke on the morning of Valentine’s Day
And wondered, would there be a card to say
That somebody loved her with all his heart
And hoped that they would never part,
Would it be signed with a loving kiss
Oh! The anticipated bliss.
The postman came with a rat-a-tat-tat
She heard the mail drop on to the mat.
She saw the envelope on the floor,
With beating heart she eagerly tore
It open, drew out the contents AND
…..Found the gas bill in her hand.