Some Maths howlers

Here are some quotes from Maths exams specially for thebardonthehill. (From “F in Exams” by Richard Benson)

Q: What is a six-sided polygon?
A: An empty cage

Q: In a sale there is 50% off the price of a car costing £25,000. What is the new price?
A: Still too much

Q: What is conditional probability?
A: Maybe, maybe not.

Q: What is a random variable?
A: Someone with multiple personalities.

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