Here are some quotes from Maths exams specially for thebardonthehill. (From “F in Exams” by Richard Benson)
Q: What is a six-sided polygon?
A: An empty cage
Q: In a sale there is 50% off the price of a car costing £25,000. What is the new price?
A: Still too much
Q: What is conditional probability?
A: Maybe, maybe not.
Q: What is a random variable?
A: Someone with multiple personalities.