I have been reading a book called “Blackboard Blunders” by Richard Benson and have enjoyed it so much. I thought I would share some of my favourites.
‘In Scandinavia the Danish people come from Denmark, the Norwegians come from Norway and the Lapdancers come from Lapland’
‘A ship’s window is called a pothole’
‘If it is less than 90 degrees it is a cute angel’
‘You can get an electric shock from a python and be killed’
‘Sir Walter Raleigh circumcised the world with a big clipper’
And finally one of my own. It happened when I was teaching a class of seven year olds:
Q: Why did Jesus ride into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday?
A: He came for the hangover.