Get out of our way!

An American fleet of ships steaming northwards through a thick fog.  An onstruction appears on the radar screen.

American captain to obstruction:  “Steer 20 degrees east, you are directly in our path”

Reply:  “You steer 20 degrees west.”

US Captain: “No, you steer 20 degrees east and get out of our way”

Reply: “No, you steer 20 degrees west”.

US Captain:  “We are the US Navy, you must get out of our way immediately”

Reply: “We are a lighthouse – your call!”

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