Three old ladies died and went to Heaven. They were greeted at the Pearly Gates by St Peter who gave them a warm welcome. He told them that there was only one rule in Heaven – “Never tread on a duck”. They were surprised by this until they went in and found that there were hundreds of ducks wandering round Heaven.
They were very careful but one one old lady trod on a duck getting out of bed in the morning. She was summoned to St Peter’s office where, as a punishment she was handcuffed to a revolting, smelly, dirty old tramp and told she would be attached to him for eternity.
The second old lady was more careful but eventually she too trod on a duck and met the same fate as the first old lady.
The third old lady was extremely careful and managed to avoid treading on a duck, but despite this she was summoned to St Peter’s office where she was handcuffed to a gorgeous, handsome young man with huge muscles and thick, wavy blonde hair. As they left the office she said to the young man “This is wonderful, I don’t know what I did to deserve you”. He replied, “I don’t know what you did luv, but I trod on a duck!”