On Christmas Eve, when you appear Down the chimney full of good cheer Try not to bring any soot with you Stuck to the bottom of your shoe Remember to wipe your feet with care On the mat that I’ve left for you there.
The mince pie I’ve left for you to eat Should really be a delicious treat Try not to drop any crumbs on the floor Sweeping them up is such a bore. And when you go I hope you’ll leave Very quietly on Christmas Eve.
P.S. If you think its not too shocking I’d like a diamond or two in my stocking
P.P.S Thank you xx