I was sitting on a bus in Eastbourne, watching passengers boarding. It was a Number 3 bus that goes down Compton Street past The Devonshire Park Theatre, The Wintergarden and The Congress Theatre. The driver was just going to shut the door when a woman came running up, so he waited.
She climbed aboard, “Do you go to the theatre?” she panted.
” Not very often” the driver replied.
I do like a witty bus driver.